Monday, January 17, 2011

secretssss

i've got life all figured out. its quite simple actually, because WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE.

Tuesday, October 12, 2010




Dear Mario Kart 64,

Fuck you. Our relationship has been a maelstrom of emotions. At times you bring me more joy than I could ever imagine, but there are those other times. Times when your humbling system of "balanced" gameplay causes me to question the very essence of my being. But despite our tribulations, I have found methods of securing consistent victory, so fuck you Nintendo. Why are your video games much more appealing than preparing for my future? WHY!? Oh, now I remember...

Forever Yours

David Cottle

Friday, August 20, 2010

Forcing my self to write shit is no proper way of inspiration, so i'd rather just force my self to write about forcing my self writing shit :D

Saturday, July 10, 2010


Perversely spying behind inadequate cover, hoping to be caught. That sounds a lot more perverted than expected, lawl.

Friday, July 9, 2010

shit

Is currently spewing out of my body as i am writing this post, so don't expect it to be any GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD.

Tuesday, May 25, 2010

work

why does the internet become much more interesting when there is a lot of work to do?

being lazy is self-destructive in terms of work, school, and maintaining a social life, but when it comes to enjoying life, being lazy is key. so which is it? enjoy life, or self-destruct my emotional well-being. hmmmmmmmmm

let this video inspire you to greatness

Tuesday, May 18, 2010

post

post post post post post post post post post post post post post post post post post post post postp ostp sotp sotps otpso tpso tpso tpso tspot sopt sopt... im going crazy.