Fuck you. Our relationship has been a maelstrom of emotions. At times you bring me more joy than I could ever imagine, but there are those other times. Times when your humbling system of "balanced" gameplay causes me to question the very essence of my being. But despite our tribulations, I have found methods of securing consistent victory, so fuck you Nintendo. Why are your video games much more appealing than preparing for my future? WHY!? Oh, now I remember...
Forever Yours
David Cottle
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